More Sigs

More of the same...

* 99% of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
* I am a nobody, nobody is perfect... therefore I am perfect!!
* "The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page."-St. Augustine
* You have reached the last page of the Internet. Please turn off your computer and go outside to play.
* "Life's tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." - Greg Stejskal
* “I am now going to read aloud your submitted medical conditions. When you hear yours read, you will raise your hand to indicate that it is real. If you do not raise your hand, your disease will not be covered…Number one. Inverted penis.”
Dwight Schrute